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Sad Jokes

April 1, 2012 By Jonathan Griffiths

Have you ever noticed that jokes are always funny? Well, they’re meant to be. Why don’t we have sad jokes? I’m serious. There’s a standard format for all jokes: there’s a set-up – or story – then there’s the punch line – which is funny. Why don’t we have punch lines which are profound, poignant and a little sad?

Like, there’s an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman go into a bar and the barman says, ‘My father used to beat me. But abusive childhoods are quite common in the hospitality industry.’

It’s just an idea.

Filed Under: The Road

The human heart is like a water pump.

March 31, 2012 By Jonathan Griffiths

It looks fine; it sounds fine. But if you don’t look after it, if you’re always running hot, or your system’s full of shit, your impeller blades wear down, your bushes go, your gaskets start to leak. But it still looks and sounds fine, till suddenly one day you find yourself stopped at the roadside, boiling over. You open your bonnet and you say, shit, my water pump’s fucked.

Look after your heart.

Filed Under: The Bits

Shortlisted for Ada Cambridge Award

March 31, 2012 By Jonathan Griffiths

Jonathan has been short listed for the Ada Cambridge Award, as part of the Williamstown Literary Festival.  Winners to be announced in May.

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Rock’n’Roll

April 23, 2011 By Jonathan Griffiths

“…At around 9:30 I went to the toilet. Ever Fallen in Love? had just started – my all time favourite Buzzcocks song. I pushed the door open on the start of the fourth bar, zipped my fly down on the start of the first verse and let loose through the first verse and chorus. ‘Ever fallen in love,’ I sang along, spraying up and down the urinal. Luckily there was no one else there. There was a loud crash somewhere outside. I zipped myself up on the first bar of the [Read more…] about Rock’n’Roll

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Drugs

April 23, 2011 By Jonathan Griffiths

“…Johnny pulls over to the middle of the road to stop for a chuck. The hallucinations take the opportunity to crowd in – horses, cows and big fucking semi trailers. Blitz keeps him cool, no need to panic.

The kids pile out. Time for a piss. They join dad, lined up across the road, three standing, one squatting – a close family. [Read more…] about Drugs

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